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They ALWAYS dodge my needle. Always! Screw Triti - Tetarti is the pain in the ass for me.
But you make them look so cute and I can't help but aww - until I see the blood writing. Good luck, Derek!
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"Once I'm officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified."
-- The Office
i hate Tetarti more than Triti D8 it took me one try for both Triti operations, but the Tetarti ones were just HORRIBLE ;-;
heehee xD
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"Sarh, sarah, standing there. When I smell your beautiful hair, is that the smell of shampoo? No, my sarah, thats the smell of you" - Very bad love poem.
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Follow your dreams.
Follow your heart.
Don't let anyone stop you.
Be who you want to be.
Do what you want to do.
I also hated those, the triti are WAY worse for me though. T_T
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I always thought it was funny how Tetarti was so colorful. I mean, what are they doing in there, having a rave? XD
I personally never had a problem with them. I only hated that they infected one of my favorite guys.
Anyway, very adorable depiction.
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More solid than Solid Snake's buttocks.
Life is like Tetris: you have to make do with what you're given in the best way possible.
You need to play Trauma Center one day. its an amazing game XD
i lost count on how many tries it took me to kill Tetarti ._.;; lol.
i dunno how Triti was that much of a problem for most people xD; i just pulled all the thorns out and scribbled my scalpel then pulled em out... and beat it. somehow XD;;
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